Hate the Radio

Horseplay or Foreplay

Hate the Radio — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:16:20 +0000

Strap on your bridles as our “tack-less” hosts take you for a rough ride. Challenge your own horse name knowledge as well as your ability to stomach vulgar sex terms. What is it about these large powerful animals that make men jealous and women’s hearts race? POMP is your MC for this romp in the hay, while Al and RaYzor take turns considering the truth behind these strange aliases.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Horseplay or Foreplay

Music:
- Chris Daniels & the Kings – Don’t Change Horses in the Middle of the Stream
- Johnne Tuzza – Game Show
- Echo of Souls – Games Without Frontiers
- Various – Game Show Themes
- Brad Sucks – Various Music
HtR Classic:
- Kid Friendly (Un-Aired Excerpt)

Super Plot

Hate the Radio — Mon, 17 May 2010 05:19:46 +0000

The Meaning of Life is answered in this episode. Apparently, it is making lists and then sub-lists of those lists. POMP is called to testify but this time it’s not for his own wrong-doings. POMP is planning his next career as an Expert Witness. He is available to mumble critical opinions in his own agitated and monotone voice for a fee. Does Lassie go for help when you drop on the floor from a coronary? Or does she just eat your face and then bust through the screen door. Do you ever wake up to find your pet staring at you with ill-intent? Ray’s cats are certainly plotting his demise.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Super Plot

Music:
- Guns N’ Roses – Used to Love Her
- Brad Sucks – Fake It
- Brad Sucks – Total Breakdown
- Brad Sucks – Dirtbag
- The Douglas Fir – Superfly
- Lee Maddeford – The Devil & His Dog
- Bombskare – World Turned Upside Down
- Bad Religion – Struck A Nerve

Syntax Error

Hate the Radio — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:43:24 +0000

The Nerd Herd gathers this time to talk tech. No, this is not the one millionth review of the iPad. In this episode the boys go old school when V.92 was king, and if you didn’t have flood control enabled, you were Nuked. Think Geek as the Nerdcore fills your RAM along with descriptions of Al, RaYzor and POMP’s first CPUs. So get out your tape drive and press play, to load this SCSI program into your memory.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Syntax Error

Links:
- Ed Roberts (computer engineer)
- Glarghen.com
- Collection of Uncommon Commodore Computers

Music:
- Pro Audio – Sean, We Were Uncool
- Dr. Awkward – Geekquilibrium
- Futuristic Sex Robotz – Welcome To The Internet

Bumpers:
- Fatal Exception

Begging For Punishment

Hate the Radio — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:24:19 +0000

Don’t call it a come back! Time moves on but our heroes continue to have all the same complaints. Getting back to the roots of the conversation, separated again by thousands of miles, RaYzor calls the troops back to the mic. POMP introduces yet another “love” interest. Al is stuck in retail hell. If you are looking for someone to blame, Ray is your man.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Begging For Punishment

Links:
- The Sweat Hogs

Music:
- Beth Thornley – Wash U Clean
- New MaximumDonkey – Cherry

Bumpers:
- Brad Sucks

Good Year

Hate the Radio — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:56:07 +0000

Together again, but not really. The talkative three gather via Skype to discuss the past year’s events in each of their lives. Business as usual other than a bit more stability. It just so happens that at the time of recording all are quite happy with where their paths have taken them. Break and bumper music provided by Brad Sucks. Check out the new album “Out of It”.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Good Year

Links:
- Best Buy
- Netflix
Music:
- Brad Sucks – Bad Attraction
- Brad Sucks – We’re Not Friends
- Brad Sucks – Dirtbag
- Brad Sucks – There’s Something Wrong
- Brad Sucks – Borderline
- Brad Sucks – Certain Death
- Brad Sucks – Fake It
- Brad Sucks – Quit Complaining

The Last Supper

Hate the Radio — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:51:55 +0000

Recorded on August 9th, 2007 at Delmonico’s Steak House in Syracuse, NY. Two years to the day of our first recording together, this is our final conversation about our work with each other, our lives at this point and steak.

Hate the Radio – HtR – The Last Supper

Links:
- Delmonico’s Steak House
Music:
- Muzak

Taking It

Hate the Radio — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:29:00 +0000

Don’t believe everything you hear on our show….

Hate the Radio – HtR – Taking It

Zadoc Live

Hate the Radio — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:00:47 +0000

Joining HtR Live in studio is Zadoc…and the Nightmare with their new full-length album under his arm. We sample several tracks from “Tragically Ever After” in this nearly two hour release. RaYzor attempts to avoid the sting of punishment from bandmates and co-hosts alike by getting completely trashed. It didn’t work and that’s why a good time is had by all, except Ray.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Zadoc Live

Links:
- Zadoc…and the Nightmare
- Zadoc MySpace
- Album Art
Music:
From “Tragically Ever After” By Zadoc…and the Nightmare
- Long Way From Home
- Nightshade
- Bathory’s Web
- Another Way
- Barefoot
- The Drive
- Save Me
- No More Goodbyes
- Twisted
Live Acoustic Set
- Road To Yesterday
- Another Way featuring Uncle Norme
- Save Your Tears

Dear RaYzor

Hate the Radio — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:21:30 +0000

Al falls in the shop, trying to play mechanic. While a young punk in PA is still trying to make a car run, that Al sold him back in 2004. As Al’s arm swells to twice it’s normal size, our listeners take advantage of our generations greatest living thinker, RaYzor. Love, life and the pursuit of cheap Merlot, there is no question that he will avoid, unless he can. You too can learn the secret to a long and happy relationship from this modern master of the heart.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Dear RaYzor

Links:
- eBay
- Al’s Capri Buyer
- Mafia Life
- Send a Dear RaYzor
Music:
- Three Man – The Professionals
- AMPSEX – Porno Movie
- All Girl Summer Fun Band – Dear Mr And Mrs Troublemaker
- American Anthem – Complicated

In Spades

Hate the Radio — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:42:10 +0000

Nothing can stop them now, except a poorly lacking power system for the studio, and Al’s lack of interest in producing podcasts in a timely manner. The HtR lawyers rattled some nerves over at HatetheHatetheRadio.com. Apparently our name isn’t good enough for Tom, but it is for Neil. It only takes one phone call to straighten it out. Let that be a lesson to all of you that would mess with HtR. Our very intoxicated guest this week had much to report from one of the White House bedrooms. Kiss and Tell, more like Stain and Tell. POMP is doing his part for race relations in America.

Hate the Radio – HtR – In Spades

Links:
- Tom Green
- Neil Hamburger
- Filmrot
- HatetheHatetheRadio.com
Music:
- Something To Burn – Spades
- Bombskare – World Turned Upside Down
- Uncrowned – Believe in Goodbye
- Tommy Brown – Who That Lady
- Beat Happening – Black Candy

KKKramer

Hate the Radio — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:36:39 +0000

What Michael Richards said was not funny, but Kramer going insane is funny. The real question is, “Is it alright to call someone a hack, but not a nigger?” How would you respond if someone told you the thing you have chosen to do in life was utter crap? Instead of banning words from comedy clubs maybe we should ban the people who get offended by words. Those People. Throughout the years people of every look, faith, and nationality have been spoken of in a disparaging manner. It’s time to face the facts. You are not special.

Hate the Radio – HtR – KKKramer

Links:
- Lost Seinfeld Episode
- TMZ
- Clerks II
- American History X
Music:
- Tadago Pie – Dumbing Of America
- Arcadian Reign – Boom Boom
- Johnny Rebel – Stand Up And Be Counted

Guilty As Charged

Hate the Radio — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:44:50 +0000

Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but just adding a word or two to the front of someone else’s project is just being a cheap copycat. Court is now in session to not only address copyright infringement, but also the issue of missing shows from Hate the Radio. Al has been neglecting his duties of turning out a show EVERY Wednesday and in the RaYzor Court the evidence is mounting up against him. What justification could Al have for letting down the listeners as well as his co-hosts? Does having a foreskin have anything to do with it? Or is Jell-O delivery taking him away from his promise to the show? Random acts of nudity, worthless whores and POMP’s best Perry Mason impression make this episode worth a listen.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Guilty As Charged

Links:
- Poolside Chats
- HatetheHatetheRadio.com
Music:
- Sister Machine Gun – Carbon Copy Man
- Barcelona – Kasey Keller
- Something To Burn – Bleeding Over
- NOFX – 100 Times Fuckeder
- Brad Sucks – Dirtbag

Cocaine

Hate the Radio — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:59:36 +0000

The most abused drug in America was delivered this week for consumption during the show. The government has tried to stop the sale of this product but POMP was able to purchase it online. Quite possibly a radio first but most certainly a first for the cast of HtR. Uncle Norme leaves the show to take a run around the block and POMP becomes ill. While Ray refuses to be a user and offers to act as the control for our experiment. What happens when you mix addictive personalities, microphones, and Cocaine?

Hate the Radio – HtR – Cocaine

Links:
- HowDoIGetOne.com
- Cocaine
- Drug Songs
Music:
- Avail – Black and Red
- Six Six Nine – Cocaine Says What?
- Ape House – Are You Buzzed?
- The Substitutes – God Is Cocaine
- Five Star Outlaw – Cocaine Foreplay

Kid Friendly

Hate the Radio — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:12:50 +0000

The Internet is no place for a child, and now that our show can be heard on cellphones and WiFi enabled devices like the InFusion we decided to clean up our act. We even designed a few helpful tricks to aid us in remembering to watch what we say. The tools of the trade: a cucumber, mouse traps, jalapeno peppers and hot lunch meat. We also learn a few more ways to treat your partner to a fine time.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Kid Friendly

Links:
- InFusion
- Urban Dictionary
- Dirty Proverbs
Music:
- Bad Religion – Do What You Want
- Jim’s Big Ego – WTFMFWTFWYT
- The Fabricators – Fuck The FCC
- The Erotics – Drink, Fight, Fuck
- NOFX – 100 Times Fuckeder

Toilet Humor

Hate the Radio — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:57:27 +0000

Exit goosesteps his way into the studio and informs us of his usual, unusual demands. The toilet paper must be placed on the holder and turned in the correct direction. The Zadoc Nightmare continues to curse its members with house fires. Al’s phone, the PO Box, and many other bills have gone unpaid as a result of the lack of money the show is raising at this point. And so the whoring begins again. POMP fails to impress the young female administering his drug test. Al is now fully trained by POMP to service all his needs and wash the dishes.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Toilet Humor

Links:
- POMP’s License
- Mafia Life
- Fadishist
- Seth’s Fire
- Seth
Music:
- The RedLine – Money
- Starseven – My Money Back
- Spun Rivals – Money Song
- The Like Young – For Money Or Love
- CleVa – Money And Fame
- Jim Testa – Jean Sheperd

iHate

Hate the Radio — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 19:07:40 +0000

We get white and nerdy on this episode. Apple™ has already been late to the table when being involved with Podcasting. Now Apple™ is making claims that sound like they own the word “Podcast” and many portable media producers are getting upset. Will this effect iPod™ sales? Al helps Ray deal with a headphone issue. POMP uses his super nerdy voice to talk tech. DJNewStyle does write a nice ballad about dead babies. Jerry Excelsior tries again to help Ray “get the gay out.”

Hate the Radio – HtR – iHate

Links:
- Apple Cease and Desist
- Podcast Ready
- Radio Shack Headphones
- DJNewStyle
- Jerry Excelsior
- PornoTube
Music:
- Ape House – Are You Buzzed
- Filipeanut – Filipino Nerd
- OHGR – Cracker
- Barcelona – Shell Account
- Stark Effect – Dork
- Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart

Not You Again

Hate the Radio — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:17:38 +0000

After Robert Kelly was kind enough to be interviewed on our show last year, POMP really felt a strong connection to him. POMP then proceeded to call Bob every couple of weeks or so just to say hi. Usually when he had been drinking. Robert returned many of the calls after he had a few himself, including New Year’s Eve. After several calls were made while Robert was appearing on a national radio show, apparently enough was enough. Bob calmly explained his feelings to POMP and a truce was called. But if his phone rings again, POMP’s knees may be in danger.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Not You Again

Links:
- Show Pics
- Gcast
- Robert Kelly Live
- Tourgasm
- Colin Quinn
Music:
- 3rd Day Syndrome – Game We Play
- Rising Conviction – Axel F U
- Atomsplit – Saying Sorry Sucks
- 4th Floor – Back At Zero

Punch The Clock

Hate the Radio — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:25:59 +0000

Everyone hates their day job. For most of us just getting to the next paycheck is the only reason we show up. The ultimate trick is to find something you enjoy doing and allow it, or her, to pay your rent. A timecard with a Vagina attached to it is an excellent way to start a day and you won’t even mind Monday mornings. A good tip to tell if your job sucks is when you are forced to take bedroom furniture away from children or you work all day for three dollars.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Punch The Clock

Links:
- Jerry Excelsior
- RentWay
- Morris Protective Services
- Dell
Music:
- Little Charlie and the Nightcats – Got to Have a Job
- Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart
- Mike Chappelear – Working for Love and Cigarettes
- Geoff Smith – Quit My Day Job
- Moral Decline – Overworked Underpaid

Year of Hate

Hate the Radio — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:34:14 +0000

In the past year we have dealt with our female issues, snakes on a plane, moving, MySpace whores and being super evil. Many thought the show wouldn’t last a few months much less one year. We are happy to have proved them wrong, but saddened by the prospect of having to continue the attempt of being entertaining. Expect another year of hair dying, women crying, Ray bashing, Velvet gashing, heavy drinking, shallow thinking, HIV spreading, teenage bedding, live streaming, and smiles beaming.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Year of Hate

Links:
- Cake Pictures
Music:
- Inner Surge – Backlash
- Zadoc…and the Nightmare – Barefoot
- Bombskare – World Turned Upside Down
- Alice Cooper – No More Mr. Nice Guy
- Weird Al – Happy Birthday
- AMPSEX – Crazy Bitch
- Bad Religion – You

Harborfest

Hate the Radio — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:43:08 +0000

Al and POMP hit the streets of Harborfest and the streets hit back. During the daylight hours they dodge thunderstorms, baby strollers, and barely avoid a Hillary Clinton drive-by. As the day turns to night, the drunk nuts and sore nuts really start rubbing others the wrong way. A pair of spastic walking contradictions tell us how much they hate people who act and dress exactly like themselves. POMP proves once again that you really CAN hold someone’s past against them, especially when dealing with ex-girlfriends, ex-porn stars, and ex-pubic hair.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Harborfest

Links:
- The 3 Stooges
- Hillary Clinton
- Fusion Razor
- Grucci Bros
- CBGB
Music:
- Aikostar – Omni
- Inner Surge – Retribution Song
- Aikostar – The Guardian
- Berman – Lost Angeles
- Guns N’ Roses – Used To Love Her

Metrosexual

Hate the Radio — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:53:14 +0000

The trio of motherfuckers band together once again in Studio 3-4 to glitter each other up into the new state of man. A pair of headphones, one hard drive, a couple hundred braincells and a trip to the emergency room later, Al sports a brilliant head of hair. POMP finds out that there really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, all while Ray sits in the corner and tears his own face off. Special guests include a visit from Fred & Barney!

Hate the Radio – HtR – Metrosexual

Links:
- Just For Men
- MetroWiki
- Nair Down There
- Facial Peel
Music:
- Geoff Smith – Metrosexual
- Dusty Hughes – Ignite
- Blue Number Nine – He’s The One That I Should…
- Jellybricks – Simple Me
- Ampsex – Porno Movie
- Brad Sucks – Making Me Nervous
- Barely Hi-Fi – In Certain Circles

Super Evil

Hate the Radio — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 19:01:26 +0000

From the therapy couch of the white house, the in-house Reverend POMP helps Uncle Norme find out where it all went wrong. Perhaps it was a love of garbage or the classic rotten attitude towards estrogen. In the end there’s nothing quite like a heart-warming fire to lighten the mood. After reviewing the kleptomania streak of the bunch, we learn once and for all just how evil the show really is. After all, every week the hosts give 110%.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Super Evil

Links:
- Andy Kaufman
- ET
- Tubgirl/Disturbing Images
Music:
- Watkin Tudor Jones – Super Evil
- Jim’s Big Ego – Asshole
- Blind Pew – The Devil in I
- The Lawrence Arms – The Devils Takin’ Names
- Red Rooster – Blame The Devil

America Fuck Yeah

Hate the Radio — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 19:08:56 +0000

Look for HtR’s new cooking show on an MP3 player near you. The USA has survived another year on this planet. Even though allegedly the rest of the world hates us. Maybe they are just jealous of our digital watches. With a few markers and cardboard or a convertible top car you too can be the best float in most 4th of July parades. Agent X serves his country by spending the taxpayers money in Canada while Ray demonstrates his patriotic duty to consumerism by cheating companies out of more of their money. If you enjoy piss-warm rain showers, mean people, and heat strokes, Ray recommends moving to the great state of Florida where he went to forget about his parents divorce.

Hate the Radio – HtR – America Fuck Yeah

Links:
- Canadian Sales Tax
- Geno’s Steaks
- Florida
- Florida Sucks
Music:
- Dennis Madalone – America We Stand As One
- Belt – The American Holiday Song
- Corporate Avenger – Taxes Are Stealing
- Bad Religion – American Jesus
- Tadago Pie – Dumbing Of America

Bailing Out

Hate the Radio — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:15:40 +0000

E is for empty, as in Ray’s head. E is also for effort, as in how much does it take to stop and fill the tank? Yet another employer is bent under Al’s will. All they want to do is hire some schmuck at a very low wage and make some money off his blood, sweat and tears, but Al comes along with his brain intact and makes demands that would embarrass a union boss. Lesson for the week: If you post something personal on a community website, the community may just read it.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Bailing Out

Links:
- Filling Up The Tank
- Finding a Job in NY
- Aid for NY Flood Victims
Music:
- Zadoc…and the Nightmare – Barefoot
- Rising Conviction – Trinity
- Artificial Intelligence in Texas – The Modern Rules of Love
- Weird Al Yankovic – You’re Pitiful
- New MaximumDonkey – Telephone

MySpace Whore

Hate the Radio — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:03:33 +0000

Objects in mirror may appear bigger, in your mind. POMP asks the Dark Lord for a black chick and is granted with a MySpace addiction. Corey, the whitest black guy we know gives POMP some pointers for dating the whitest black girl on MySpace. Do Black Goths wear White? Al was driven out of his casino job by a 19 year old Little Red Riding Hood. Lets see how many people come running when she cries “Wolf!” for real. Club Crystal is now in full swing, but no more swinging from the owner as she swears off her former persona as Nadia Hilton. Can you say, “Worthless meat pocket?”

Hate the Radio – HtR – MySpace Whore

Links:
- MySpace
- Ginger
- Corey
- GodShifter
- Melissa
- Club Crystal
- Nadia Hilton
Music:
- Canto6 – The Rock
- Douglas Fir – Superfly
- Dirschl und Starzinger – Teenage Wasteland
- AMPSEX – Porno Movie
- Josh Woodward – She’s On My Mind

The Omen

Hate the Radio — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:12:02 +0000

On the Sixth day of the Sixth month in the Sixth year of the new millennium, an announcement was made. All the signs were there, for those who chose to pay attention to them. What will it mean for the future of the world? Only by listening to HtR will you know what to expect. Day one of the lease for The White House, Exit stirs things up in the neighborhood by playing the part of the local Noise Police. His actions in no way reflect the thoughts and opinions of others appearing on the show. Optix wins, The Blonde loses. What’s worse than being a Cunt? How about a Fat Cunt.

Hate the Radio – HtR – The Omen

Links:
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- iPod
- Wiki Satan
Music:
- A Void – Left Out
- Johnny Rebel – Stand Up And Be Counted
- Atomsplit – Americanized
- Rising Conviction – Skin
- Stark Effect – Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk
- Acadian Reign – Boom Boom

Ecdysiast Ethics

Hate the Radio — Wed, 31 May 2006 21:22:22 +0000

The return to NY is celebrated by a visit to the local nudie bar. That done, the search for day jobs, a new home and a place to build the new studio continues. Al and Ray submit to a test of their ethics, whereas we already know about POMP’s ethics involving stealing, tagging, whippets, and how much to spend on underage-looking strippers. This is only the second show with all three in the room, and it was recorded at RaYzor’s cat-infested, yet pleasant pad.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Ecdysiast Ethics

Links:
- Red Planet
- Adult World
- Securitas
- OC White Boom Arm
Music:
- The Red Line – Better Place
- Supersuckers – Gato Negro
- Torus – Dick First
- Priapism – You’re My God

The Move

Hate the Radio — Wed, 24 May 2006 21:32:02 +0000

Through great and generous effort, Uncle Norme gathered up POMP’s broken existence in Denver and 1800 miles away, New York awaits. Al’s only request is complete and total servitude. As usual, Ray has no idea what is going on with the show or his place in it. His side projects now allocated so as not to interfere with the show, he too is ready to serve. POMP gives a few tips on how to woo the ladies with blue cheese and foot sex, as well as generally bitching and moaning.

Hate the Radio – HtR – The Move

Links:
- Denver
- Syracuse
Music:
- Chiba-Ken – The Distance from Here
- KAPUDA – Rape Kit
- The Lonely Island – Just 2 Guyz
- Desired Response Theory – Conspiracy
- Three Man – The Professionals

Escape Velocity

Hate the Radio — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:40:51 +0000

The only question now is just how fast do you have to travel to escape this show. If you hate those “What’s the sound of one hand clapping?” kind of questions then avoid this episode. If you enjoy beating your head against the wall then by all means put it on repeat. Ray opens his big mouth again this week and the whole show plan goes out the window as his comments cannot possibly be ignored as well as his complete lack of any scientific knowledge.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Escape Velocity

Links:
- JetBlue Emergency landing
- Earth’s Speed
- Flight and Earth’s Rotation
- Directional Flight Times
Music:
- Something to Burn – Bleeding Over
- Berman – Life in the Stars
- Hoverfly – Crashland
- Wazoo – The Push
- A Void – Left Out

Agent X

Hate the Radio — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:50:11 +0000

With growing anxiety about the flight to Denver, Al contacts a friend of the show who happens to be a Federal Air Marshal to ask some questions regarding his first flying experience. Can Uncle Norme join the Mile-High club by himself, or will airport security tackle him for bringing the Killer Case? Agent X brought up a few of his Jack Bauer-esque on-the-job stories, and one about shooting at his child in the hopes to train him better. He also gave us his own testimonial for how well ‘Ray Deals’ worked in ordering pizza at the White House.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Agent X

Links:
- Clive
- Federal Air Marshals
- JetBlue
- 24
- Killer Case
Music:
- Supersuckers – Flying Into the Mid-Day Sun
- Douglas Fir – Superfly
- Jim’s Big Ego – WTFMFWTFAYT?
- Atomsplit – Americanized
- Zadoc…and the Nightmare – Between

Snakes on a Plane

Hate the Radio — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:06:16 +0000

Yet another Golden Globe performance will be given by the one and only Samuel L. Jackson in the upcoming and much talked about motion picture “Snakes on a Plane.” I’m sure you have pre-ordered your tickets already. Who can forget the amazing role he portrayed in Coach Carter, (your memories may differ from that of the shows). “Breaking up is hard to do,” and other corny song lyrics. Ray insults every food delivery service within 10 miles of his house and POMP and Al are moving to Chesterfield Island.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Snakes on a Plane

Links:
- Snakes on a Plane
- Coach Carter
- Psycho Ex
- Domino’s
Music:
- Uncrowned – You Deny
- Filipeanut – All I Rap About (Is Filipinos)
- Arcadian Reign – Boom Boom
- Captain WAM – Mr Not Quite as Cool (as You Think You are Pants)
- Blue Number Nine – He’s the 1 I Should (But You’re the 1 I Want)
- Evolution Control Committee – Rocked By Rape
- Simon Saiz – Pizza and Beer

Ray Shaved

Hate the Radio — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:21:07 +0000

After phoning it in for the past few weeks, Al and POMP sit back and let Ray take over this show. We check out some fan art as RaYzor gets the power up and defeats the listeners, Verizon and Vonage with much dispatch. Uncle Norme is not as powerful when taking on Walmart, and seeks help with his extortion tactics from RaYzor. POMP gains free equipment and services, after Ray makes a call on his behalf. Also, simple questions and simpleton answers.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Ray Shaved

Links:
- CHRUSHER COMIX
- The Soprano’s
- Vonage
- Pickle Chat
Music:
- Zadoc…and the Nightmare – Another Way
- Canto6 – The Rock
- Brad Sucks / The Hip Cola / ABBA – SOS
- Rising Conviction – Skin
- Sister Machine Gun – Smash Your Radio

80 Proof Birthday

Hate the Radio — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:34:48 +0000

POMP is now over 3 decades old and enjoyed a few calls from the “alcoholic family tree” in this episode. Ray was just phoning it in from the club where his band Zadoc…and the Nightmare were playing. The News Gash gets bashed for causing such a stir from the listeners with her off-color remarks about colored people. Al tries to make up for 31 years of not drinking by sucking down the local liquor store. The phones are heating up at HtR as everyone wants to get in on the act. UK Stalker Clive was more interested in pancakes than all the snakes leaving Ireland, but who can blame him. Lesson learned: If you ask an Aussie a question, don’t expect a direct answer. Ya carrots.

Hate the Radio – HtR – 80 Proof Birthday

Links:
- Jager
- Jim Beam
- Guinness
- Natalie Portman
- Zadoc
Extra File:
- Later That Night
Music:
- Denis Leary – Traditional Irish Folk Song
- James Connolly – Danny Boy
- The Bloody Irish Boys – Drunk Tonight
- Murder the Stout – Irish Rover
- Brobdingnagian Bards – Johnny Jump Up

Later That Night

Hate the Radio — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:59:56 +0000

Extra File from 80 Proof Birthday.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Later That Night

Calling Casey

Hate the Radio — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:49:12 +0000

Every listener is important to us, even the ones that have negative comments for the show. That’s why we return all feedback to the show. We’re sure Casey is pleased that we finally returned his call. We’re still doing our part for race relations. We didn’t say we were trying to help anybody get along. The rich appear to still be getting richer, but not becoming any better dressers. Demon customer RaYzor attacks yet another customer service representative in his continuing effort to extort free services and equipment from Fortune 500 companies.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Calling Casey

Links:
- Choking Game
- Whippets
- J.K. Rowling
- Service Calls
Music:
- Brokeback Mountain – The Wings
- Jim’s Big Ego – Asshole
- Duwayne A. Wright – Children of War
- Berman – Life in the Stars
- Something to Burn – Bleeding Over

POMP’s Defeat

Hate the Radio — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:20:17 +0000

POMP took his lumps this week but it didn’t take long before Al and Ray were under the bus with him. We announced the new HtR call-in numbers; 1-888-DAMN-HtR and 1-6606-75-HATE. Mel called in to beg our audience for votes on another radio station’s website in order to win a free trip to the dentist. We also announce the start of our 06-06-06 Contest to give away iPod Nanos, Best Buy gift cards and Ray’s Box. Also cooking tips from the Bosnian Muslim line cook from Al’s job, and POMP’s latest movie idea.

Hate the Radio – HtR – POMP’s Defeat

Links:
- POMP.us
- Tom Green
- Firestarter
- Mel
- Pork
Music:
- Josh Woodward – She’s On My Mind
- Hoverfly – Crash Land
- Brad Sucks – Dirtbag
- Supersuckers – Gato Negro
- Sister Machine Gun – Smash Your Radio

Female Issues

Hate the Radio — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 16:04:56 +0000

With an ever growing female audience Al takes a moment to show a softer side. Even after Al apologizes his motives are still questioned. POMP feels like he might be losing control of his harem of bitches, and the Blonde reveals she has come to terms with the “C” word. The oh so tragic gash, VelvetPunk allows us to sample her carpet, and Kathrine considers a Ray / Al sandwich.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Female Issues

Links:
- Understanding Women
- Pre-Nup
- Carpet Samples
- Gash
Music:
- Bob Gentry – The Easy Way
- Rising Conviction – Skin
- Evan Stone – Red Panties
- Brother Love – Sick Of Chicks
- Bloodhound Gang – The Vagina Song
- Brad Sucks – Never Get Out

Six Months of Hate 1

Hate the Radio — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:04:13 +0000

Time flies when you’re having fun at others expense. It’s hard to believe six months have gone by since POMP joined the show and Ray returned to it. Thank goodness that Al invented “Pre-Show Banter” while POMP was still touching his “Tang.” We compared just how POMP and Al produced a show before working together. Frank brought his pocket-sized vibrating razor, perfect for slicing a delicious steak from any random furry animal.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Six Months of Hate 1

Links:
- The Overnightscape
- Show Pics
- Spreadshirt
Music:
- Rising Conviction – Shudder
- Priapism – Shot Down
- Atomsplit – Chainsaw
- Uncrowned – You Deny
- Three Man – The Professionals

Six Months of Hate 2

Hate the Radio — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:38:53 +0000

After six months and 21 shows we take a look back at the first thirty seconds of each. Many of the best lines in the show end up in the opening banter. So I guess you really only need to listen to the first 30 seconds of each show to enjoy the best part. Usually it takes listening to the rest of the show to understand just what we are talking about in the beginning.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Six Months of Hate 2

Links:
- Hate the Radio
Music:
- Cooksie – I Hate the Radio
- Canto6 – Wait
- Lenwood Richey – Starstruck
- Atomsplit – Americanized
- Balance – America
- Regimen Rong – Pistols and Tulips

Truly Tasteless

Hate the Radio — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:09:05 +0000

After 20 years the Challenger jokes have gotten finer with time, much like a nice Merlot. We start the countdown to 06/06/06 with the launch of the new site design at HatetheRadio.com. Al bullies Nextel out of $400 and POMP gives more of his money to Apple. According to reports Regis Philbin is as cheap as Native Americans.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Truly Tasteless

Links:
- The Challenger
- iPod Flea
- Lazlow
- Mushroom Guy
- Regis Philbin
Extra File:
- POMP’s Death
Music:
- New Legends – Runaway
- Millennial Reign – Radio Fuck
- Wazoo – The Push
- New MaximumDonkey – Telephone
- Desired Response Theory – Know It All
- Corporate Avenger – Taxes are Stealing

POMP’s Death

Hate the Radio — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:09:40 +0000

Extra File from Truly Tasteless.

Hate the Radio – HtR – POMP’s Death

Apologetic Dating

Hate the Radio — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:10:38 +0000

Ray has been allowed to return to the cast after a heartfelt apology. See the “Unforgiven” link in the show notes for the whole 20 minute file. Ray also went on a date, with a female much to our surprise and he does hug and tell. We discuss the finer points of female facial problems. Even though it is late January this is the first official show of the New Year. And so, some new guidelines were pledged. This is the year of Hate the Radio.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Apologetic Dating

Links:
- Show Pics
- Spreadshirt
Extra File:
- Unforgiven
Music:
- KAPUDA – Rape Kit
- Tommie Giggz – Willie N Me
- theDeadline – Alive
- Dirschl und Starzinger – Teenage Wasteland
- Brother Love – Sick Of Chicks

Unforgiven

Hate the Radio — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:15:07 +0000

Extra File from Apologetic Dating.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Unforgiven

Farewell to Ray

Hate the Radio — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:31:16 +0000

On a cold New Year’s night in a garage in Oswego, NY we first hear the sad news about RaYzor. Some damning camera-phone photos are passed around and The Blonde is questioned about the events that occurred at the America Legion. The equipment begins to shut down one by one as the deep freeze of Lake Ontario blusters into the studio. The group relocates to the basement of a suburban home. May it never be known just how the three men kept warm.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Farewell to Ray

Links:
- RaYzor R.I.P.
- American Legion
- Oswego, NY
Music:
- Darque Carnivale – Falling Down
- Chiba-Ken – The Distance from Here
- Brad Sucks – Look and Feel Years Younger
- Supersuckers – Gato Negro
- Canto6 – Wait

Killer Case

Hate the Radio — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:41:33 +0000

All I want for Christmas is my pride back. POMP and Uncle Norme, the pompus jackasses they are, decided to just drop by a national radio show for a shameless plug in the form of HtR t-shirts. Instead, all they leave with is shame. Frank Edward Nora attempts to cheer them up with a cup of tea and a plug on his show. Al is a nobody, POMP is a rock star, and Ray wants to go home.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Killer Case

Links:
- O&A
- The Overnightscape
- eBay
- Nextel
- Verizon
Music:
- Canto6 – The Rock
- Priapism – Beat the System
- Josh Woodward – Talk About Your Feelings
- Desired Response Theory – Conspiracy
- New Legends – Visions of You

Plug Whores

Hate the Radio — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:54:09 +0000

Sometimes it has to be done. This show was a plug fest, and yet we don’t have any paying advertisers. After informing the audience about HatetheRadio.com (.net) we caught Jim Florentine on his way to the Palisades Mall in Nyack, NJ to perform at Rascals Comedy Club. Ray learned a lot about Hate the Radio in this episode, including the fact that he is a part of the show. A very small, limp part.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Plug Whores

Links:
- eBay
- Jim Florentine
- MotherLoad
- MySpace
- O&A
Music:
- Millennial Reign – Death, Kill, Murder
- Desired Response Theory – Know It All
- Brad Sucks – Making Me Nervous
- Millennial Reign – Radio Fuck

Win An Xbox 360

Hate the Radio — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:03:48 +0000

We hit the phones to ask, “Would you like to win an Xbox 360?” The answers were surprising. We apologized to Robert Kelly for a previous annoyance during the O and A show, and chatted with an ASS-Tastic chick from Oswego (Ahs-weee-go). Anyone is welcome to call, and will be promptly hung up on.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Win An Xbox 360

Links:
- Robert Kelly
- MySpace
- Adam Ferrara
- O&A
- Xbox 360
Music:
- Brad Sucks – Never Get Out
- Barely Hi-Fi – In Certain Circles
- Brad Sucks – Borderline
- theDeadline – Alive
- Three Bean Soup – Cherry Flavor

Sweet Piece

Hate the Radio — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:32:16 +0000

On every show you the listener are honored with the star-power of our featured player RaYzor. This episode showcases all of his treasured talents. XboX 360 is selling better on eBay than in stores. POMP’s love life is now making our heads spin. What will satisfy his carnal desires? This show may answer that question.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Sweet Piece

Links:
- Rusty Trombone
- Xbox 360 on eBay
Music:
- Inverse – Mescaline
- Wazoo – The Push
- Chiba-Ken – The Distance from Here
- Al – Madplayer
- Brad Sucks – Overreacting Remix

Compliant

Hate the Radio — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:35:24 +0000

It’s legal, friendly, OK for the office and rated PG. We at Hate the Radio strive each week to bring you the most eye opening and thought provoking entertainment. Some weeks we fail, and other weeks things aren’t what they seem. If you are not looking for the underlying meaning in each show, then you still don’t get it.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Compliant

Links:
- Which is Worse
- Love’s Mini Cooper
- Buried With Cells
Music:
- Bob Gentry – The Easy Way
- Balance – America
- Brad Sucks – Overreacting
- Eric Idle – FCC Song

Sexual High

Hate the Radio — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:43:55 +0000

We laughed, we cried.. No wait, we didn’t cry. We were really rude again though. A highly educational show for the bedroom, without the disclaimer saying don’t try this at home. Just remember you are responsible for your own actions. Unless you get caught with pot in Denver. Then society is to blame for your drug use, and therefore you will not be prosecuted.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Sexual High

Links:
- Parking Miss Rosa
- Sexual Acts
- Pot Laws in Denver
Music:
- Brother Love – Sick Of Chicks
- Tommie Giggz – Willie N Me

Horror Show

Hate the Radio — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:50:43 +0000

What started out as a fun idea for a Halloween Special, turned into an argument that almost ended the show, just as the new season got started. There will be no acting, no scripts, and no SAG cards for the members of Hate the Radio. The probable reason POMP was so unruly this week, is his ever downward spiraling life.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Horror Show

Links:
- Light Out Radio Play
- Infinity Broadcasting
- Free FM
- Howard Stern
- Opie and Anthony
- Frank Edward Nora
Music:
- Al – Madplayer

American Criminal

Hate the Radio — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 12:57:44 +0000

We are criminally patriotic in this episode. Never bring up politics at the dinner table, or in a radio show for that matter. It’s difficult to discuss the Right and Wrong of Right & Left without gaining enemies. Behold the boycotting of Bush-Bashers, questioning who actually runs our country and Moore shit. We also delve deeper into each of our sorted pasts. Seems none of us has avoided the pointed questions from police. We are only glad that the Patriot Act was not around when we found our freedom in question.

Hate the Radio – HtR – American Criminal

Links:
- P.A.B.A.A.H.
- Dubya Speak
- Skinny Puppy
- Michael Moore
- Fadishist
Music:
- Wazoo – The Push
- Supersuckers – Gato Negro
- New Legends – Runaway
- KAPUDA – Rape Kit
- Al & Jon Kaplan – Put the Lotion…

The Yoko File

Hate the Radio — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 14:09:01 +0000

Extra File from Carpet Samples.

Hate the Radio – HtR – The Yoko File

Carpet Samples

Hate the Radio — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 14:03:03 +0000

The lovely Yoko guest stars on this weeks show. Way too much alcohol consumption by POMP. Carpet Samples: The Home Game coming soon. Other topics include: Monster Cock, Ass Eating, Condom Use, Lesbian Love. POMP needs a sandwich, RaYzor needs a girl and Uncle Norme needs a restraining order, against him. Our apologies for skipping out on last weeks show. To make up for it, there’s an extra hour of audio called ‘The Yoko File’ located in the Links section.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Carpet Samples

Links:
- Jack Daniels
- Exploding Migrant Workers
Extra File:
- The Yoko File
Music:
- Bob Gentry – The Easy Way
- Brother Love – Sick Of Chicks
- John McCloy – Just Believe It
- Blackout Pilot – Still Healing

Not You

Hate the Radio — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 14:20:50 +0000

After listening to a voicemail, we give a short lesson in race relations. Bob Kelly calls in from a gig in New Jersey to fill us in on life, love, and masturbation techniques. Robert had his first workout since ‘I broke my knee man’. Fame and money, what is it worth? Al lists off his long career of getting hired. Ray will never admit stealing pencils from work, but POMP started his working life by committing a crime. And the crime was not boring someone to death.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Not You

Links:
- 24
- Robert Kelly Live
- Stress Factory
- Cringe Humor
- Dane Cook
- Colin Quinn
Music:
- Daler Mehndi – Tunak Tunak Tun
- Scott Farkus Affair – Telegraphing the Distress
- Al – Madplayer

Sassy Black Woman

Hate the Radio — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:29:44 +0000

Bad press is better than no press, and maybe the shows we reviewed this week see it that way. Breaking in our newly bought MP3 players, we filled them with the top-rated shows on Podcast Alley and iTunes, only to be very disappointed. MAACP were certainly disappointed as we continue to hold a higher vote count than them on Podcast Alley. At least none of our show members are dating, so we avoid being pegged as Couplescasting, or worse yet, Gaycasting.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Sassy Black Woman

Links:
- MP3 Players POMP | Ray | Al
- Security Now
- MAACP
- Diggnation
- Podcast Alley
Music:
- Al – Madplayer

CBGB’s KIA LOL

Hate the Radio — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 14:37:41 +0000

As people gather around the former site of the World Trade Center claiming they “Will Never Forget,” across town it seems that the world has forgotten about the little club that could. CBGB is set to close if enough money is not generated to keep the doors open. Al would like to forget that Nextel continues to screw him over contracts and lack of signal. Ray will never forget who the terrorists are, can you you say “Moon God Allah?” How much freedom do you have or deserve?

Hate the Radio – HtR – CBGB’s KIA LOL

Links:
- Nextel Sucks
- Save CBGB
- Officer Shaq
Music:
- Dirschl und Starzinger – Teenage Wasteland
- Al – Madplayer

Legal Rape

Hate the Radio — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 14:45:04 +0000

The breakdown in law enforcement in the region hit by Katrina have allowed for many personal attacks on the people of that area. Meanwhile, Tom Sizemore heeds no law nor fears any law official, as ass and hookers fill his days after rehab. Ray continues to make customer service personnel cry whether its against the law or not. Is Starbucks in fact above the law or just bastards?

Hate the Radio – HtR – Legal Rape

Links:
- Time Sizemore Sex Video
- Rapex Condoms
- Demon Customers
- Starbucks Everywhere
Music:
- Al – Madplayer

The Kids Show

Hate the Radio — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:49:14 +0000

Uncle Norme guest stars on this weeks show. I remember when… Getting the gay out. Porn or Pony Quiz. Recording equipment / Shop talk. Stoning Ashlee Simpson. Are the Kids Bop CD’s trying to lure the youth of America into supporting horrible corporate music? The Ringing Dinosaur. Pledge Central asks you for “Any, Two or Twenty.”

Hate the Radio – HtR – The Kids Show

Links:
- Age of Consent
- Porn or Pony Quiz
- Kids Bop
- Jump the Shark
- Rotten Tomatoes
Music:
- Al – Madplayer

Getting Paid

Hate the Radio — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:54:08 +0000

Adam Curry brings in 8.5 million for podcasting, why can’t anyone? Ray’s Grandfather turns 80. Piracy issues in music and movies. But are current creative products even worth copying? Nickelback is one example of non-talent. Does accepting sponsorship mean your content will be altered? When did Howard Stern sell out? Advertising vs. P.R. and Branding.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Getting Paid

Links:
- Spreadshirt
- Podshow.com
- DVD Shrink Killed
- Nickelback Sucks
Music:
- Al – Madplayer
- Nickelback – Nickelback Sucks

Technical Difficulties

Hate the Radio — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:59:29 +0000

After a week and a day delay, computer crashes, dying phone batteries, three file post sync, and a hell of a good time, a new show is produced. This is the first show with the new cast.

Hate the Radio – HtR – Technical Difficulties

Links:
- Columbine Paintball
- The Aristocrats Movie
- Star Wars Review
- GTA-Game Violence Study
Music:
- Al – Madplayer